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Why do I attract so many nutters

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Swanjaxs said:
You should have answered yes kid :lol:
Trick or treat style. TBF. I was a bit taken aback, I thought they were going to ask for a fag or something.🥴
 
Jack2jack said:
Trick or treat style. TBF. I was a bit taken aback, I thought they were going to ask for a fag or something.🥴

Can't be Penlan then kid, they'd have asked you for the meg :lol: :lol:
 
Darran said:
I was sitting in Costa Swansea waiting for the wife earlier and this old fella comes over to me and says “can you keep still for 15 minutes so I can sketch you?

15 minutes later he hands me a sketch.
What the f*cking f*ck? :lol:

"Why do I attract so many nutters"

You need to ask yourself who the real nutter is, you're the one that sat there for the 15 minutes. :roll:
 
Could someone tell Max I’m not going to be replying to him please?
If he can’t reply to texts he can go f*ck himself.
 
Darran said:
Could someone tell Max I’m not going to be replying to him please?
If he can’t reply to texts he can go f*ck himself.

My phones broke so go fuk yourself.
 
Darran said:
Yeah fair point perhaps I was a bit harsh he might not have seen them with his head up Perch’s arse.

Its not my fault nobody likes you, so don't get jealous of people who can communicate normally, without sulking like an egotistical arse wipe.
 
Niigata Jack said:
Its not my fault nobody likes you, so don't get jealous of people who can communicate normally, without sulking like an egotistical arse wipe.

Come on lads peace out, just get up in the morning and wake up with a big bowl of Special K, with ice cold Milk 🥛
 
Swanjaxs said:
Come on lads peace out, just get up in the morning and wake up with a big bowl of Special K, with ice cold Milk 🥛

Fuk him and I hope the ice cold milk gives him a chill :lol:
 
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