The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[Muteswan]

and a doe, a deer a

 

[dickythorpe]

zing a zing ah

 

[Muteswan]

song from the film Hotel Transylvania continually playing in the background as

 

[CygnusX1]

I untied myself from the guitar strings, but the g string felt good, so I kept in on….. Just tuned it a bit.
Then I followed the three wise men to

 

[Muteswan]

Wind street and couldn’t believe what I saw

 

[dickythorpe]

Kebabs and coleslaw strewn all over

 

[Swanjaxs]

a passing member of the public

 

[Muteswan]

which had been thrown from a passing

 

[Jack2jack]

Council refuse lorry, which had mounted

 

[WalterBoyd]

Mrs Claus unexpectedly as she was distracted by

 

[dickythorpe]

3 wise men from Mount Pleasant

 

[Muteswan]

because we all know there aren’t 3 wise men in Mount Pleasant since

 

[Swanjaxs]

the Mountain Dew social club committee disbanded

 

[dickythorpe]

what lovely microwaveable pasties they had there

 

[Muteswan]

acquired from the Cosy Cafe just down the road