The next Poet Laureate

[Darran]

Ladies and Gentlemen I give to you



Ryan Giggs. :lol: :lol: :lol:


https://twitter.com/alansmith90/status/1560309423419129858?s=21&t=2NfEf-w_pHPsz0jUaG4hcQ

 

[Cooperman]

Roy Keane will be pissing his pants when he reads this :lol: :lol:

 

[dickythorpe]

Oh dear.

Both seem well suited.

 

[legoman]

I was going to say, warra cock, but I guess he said that himself

 

[monmouth]

How do I unsee that?

 

[Cooperman]

How do I unsee that?

Go and recite it to Mrs. Monny over a latte or something.

Report back :lol:

 

[Best_loser]

It doesn't even ryame

 

[legoman]

C'mon folks! Are we at Planet Swans up for a challenge? Let's see if we can write a better poem between us.

I'll start:

"There once was a woman from Shrewsbury....."

 

[J_B]

C'mon folks! Are we at Planet Swans up for a challenge? Let's see if we can write a better poem between us.

I'll start:

"There once was a woman from Shrewsbury....."

Who liked to suck on a gooseberry.

 

[Cooperman]

C'mon folks! Are we at Planet Swans up for a challenge? Let's see if we can write a better poem between us.

I'll start:

"There once was a woman from Shrewsbury....."

Who liked to suck on a gooseberry.

She loves her rich men

 

[Resolvenjack]

Who liked to suck on a gooseberry.

She loves her rich men

Again & Again

 

[Dr. Winston]

https://twitter.com/Jxcko90/status/1560728261033807872

 

[Longlostjack]

She loves her rich men

Again & Again

And dreams of screwing John Terry.

 

[legoman]

Again & Again

And dreams of screwing John Terry.

Excellent!