Never ending story

[Monty]

Three words per post, write a story. No double-posting. You can post again as long as there's a post after your last one.

Swans lost again...

 

[Muteswan]

We were crap

 

[Spljack]

So was the

 

[Muteswan]

Ref, he gave

 

[Monty]

A blow job

 

[Swanjaxs]

To Colin Wanker

 

[Monty]

He screamed no

 

[Swanjaxs]

Its not deep

 

[Monty]

The police came

 

[Pegojack]

All over their

 

[Swanjaxs]

Provisional driving licence

 

[DJack]

Thankfully it's splashproof

 

[Swanjaxs]

Because the cops

 

[DJack]

had no evidence

 

[Cooperman]

They ate doughnuts