Worst Xmas presents you've ever received

[dickythorpe]

Had some shortbread from an old aunt once that was 7 years out of date, plus a pocket calculator that the battery had leaked.

 

[Jinxy]

A "generator" torch from Mrs Jinky's mad aunt. It lasted a whole 1 second after each squeeze, if you get my drift. Completely useless, but it's the torch that counts eh.

 

[PSumbler]

Had some shortbread from an old aunt once that was 7 years out of date, plus a pocket calculator that the battery had leaked.

I had a Christmas card from a poster on this site pretending to be the Beatles... :lol:

 

[dickythorpe]

Had some shortbread from an old aunt once that was 7 years out of date, plus a pocket calculator that the battery had leaked.

I had a Christmas card from a poster on this site pretending to be the Beatles... :lol:

There's some absolute nutters out there Phil

 

[Swanjaxs]

A cufflink and tie combo set off the wife's sister two years ago, it looked like she'd stolen it from Frank Carson.
At least it confirmed that's she's always disliked me I suppose

 

[Darran]

I had a Christmas card from a poster on this site pretending to be the Beatles... :lol:

There's some absolute nutters out there Phil

Pair of pricks.

 

[Darran]

I was absolutely steaming drunk wrapping presents at the weekend so whoever gets the remote control I’m going to need it back.

 

[Neath_Jack]

A Man Utd hat and scarf.

I was about 6.

 

[Swanjaxs]

There's some absolute nutters out there Phil

Pair of pricks.

You got a pair of pricks for Christmas

 

[Darran]

Pair of pricks.

You got a pair of pricks for Christmas

No but I used to be known as Tripod.

 

[exiledclaseboy]

You got a pair of pricks for Christmas

No but I used to be known as Tripod.

By someone who can’t count.

 

[Darran]

No but I used to be known as Tripod.

By someone who can’t count.

Used to you thick twat.

 

[DJack]

A cufflink and tie combo set off the wife's sister two years ago, it looked like she'd stolen it from Frank Carson.
At least it confirmed that's she's always disliked me I suppose

We all chipped in for them... :mrgreen:

 

[DJack]

I was absolutely steaming drunk wrapping presents at the weekend so whoever gets the remote control I’m going to need it back.

It's not up your arse is it?

 

[Ebo]

My brother bought me a pair of Cardiff City socks when I was about 12. The head-slapping twat!