The Planet Swans Christmas Story

[PSumbler]

So here is the idea we write a Planet Swans Christmas story.

The concept is a simple one simply add one line of the story to follow on from how the last post ended and by the end of it all we will have an extensive (ish) Planet Swans Christmas story.

Let's see how this goes... first line in the next post!

 

[PSumbler]

It was a cold December morning in SA1

 

[Jackfath]

Alan woke with the unmistakable stench that he'd soiled his pyjamas in the night, once again.

 

[PSumbler]

Which, it was quickly established, was not the work of the local elf on the shelf

 

[MrSwerve]

But indeed it was the work of a

 

[dickythorpe]

mischievous Bentley driver whose shirts were as loud as his

 

[MrSwerve]

Shirts, which he occasionally wore to the Patti Raj, where he used to order a really hot

 

[dickythorpe]

Sweaty Indian called

 

[MrSwerve]

Fatima, who had really big

 

[Pegojack]

Curry flavoured Christmas puddings being offered as a special dessert for

 

[dickythorpe]

People with poor musical preferences

 

[Darran]

See it as a cheap trick

 

[Ebo]

Even Zanders voice could not mask the putrid stench of rogue eggnog that was travelling faster through the house than Jack123 at an open night at cinema and co.

 

[PSumbler]

Meanwhile in the stockroom at the Swansea City club shop

 

[dickythorpe]

Paul Raynor was stitching "my shots are sponsored by NASA" onto