Salmond v Sturgeon 2 Fish Punfest

[Jackmanandboy]

Peter Murrell - Slipping the net?

https://www.heraldscotland.com/news/19056233.alex-salmond-inquiry-nicola-sturgeons-husband-peter-murrell-snubs-second-chance-clear-evidence/

 

[Darran]

I hope he gets done.

 

[BLAZE]

I hope he gets done.

Like a kipper?

 

[J_B]

The scales of justice are in the balance.

 

[Jackmanandboy]

He's as slippery as an eel.

 

[Cooperman]

This is the plaice for crap one liners.

 

[airedale]

He used to be a naughty boy, but I heard he’d been cured. And that Sturgeon is a hefty sort, I reckon she could play second row.

One of her ex boyfriends is Finnish.

 

[dickythorpe]

They'll be sewin the papers

 

[Muteswan]

If the net is cast wide enough, some poor dab will get caught hook, line and sinker. A trace on a phone line would reel them in.
I’ve no doubt some minnows would get dragged into this too and left to flounder around. No use carping on about a chubby sole, skating around the subject as probably a shark of a lawyer will be in for the catch.
Supplied by Rod Wray,angling for a pay rise.

 

[dickythorpe]

If the net is cast wide enough, some poor dab will get caught hook, line and sinker. A trace on a phone line would reel them in.
I’ve no doubt some minnows would get dragged into this too and left to flounder around. No use carping on about a chubby sole, skating around the subject as probably a shark of a lawyer will be in for the catch.
Supplied by Rod Wray,angling for a pay rise.

Bravo!

 

[Muteswan]

If the net is cast wide enough, some poor dab will get caught hook, line and sinker. A trace on a phone line would reel them in.
I’ve no doubt some minnows would get dragged into this too and left to flounder around. No use carping on about a chubby sole, skating around the subject as probably a shark of a lawyer will be in for the catch.
Supplied by Rod Wray,angling for a pay rise.

Bravo!

Tanks a lot, just waiting for Perch to post now. Oh, I just remembered, that’s not going to happen.

 

[Jackmanandboy]

Perch will be carping on somewhere.

 

[Jackmanandboy]

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/alex-salmond-inquiry-sturgeon-press-conference-b1799083.html

It's getting tench.

 

[Jinxy]

I wonder did he kiss her ring.

 

[Jackmanandboy]

Looking forward to Salmond trying to fin-ish her. She's turned him into anemone.