Russy Marts Presser

[Darran]

lol


https://twitter.com/swansofficial/status/1562784464245510147?s=21&t=UZ9vI1E6h3fTd14ZJsvddQ

 

[Darran]

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/russell-martin-drops-transfer-hint-24851624

 

[monmouth]

"The aim for us at the start of the season was to improve on last season. Every performance metric we look at, the team is improving"

Honestly, who writes this shit?

Performance metric - Results: worse
Performance metric - Entertainment: terrible
Performance metric - Bullshit bollox: maintained

 

[CurtessECarr]

Has Metric officially replaced Process now?

 

[J_B]

We'll have the best metric of any relegated club in history.

 

[Dr. Winston]

More clipboard crap. Modern Managerspeak. Stats are taking over the game we love and will kill it to death. Stats are how you end up with Matt Grimes playing every minute of every game.

The contract for the next Swans manager has to include a clause that permits immediate dismissal without compensation if he ever mentions xG.

 

[Swanjaxs]

Fuck! We really do need a miracle don't we

 

[Nocountryforoldjack]

Yet more baloney from this double glazing salesman, question is, does he believe his own bullshit?

 

[JackSomething]

Managers for years have said that the performances are improving and they're confident results will follow. It's all bollocks, but it's amazing how much more stupid it sounds when you add 'metrics' to the sentence.

 

[Captain_Sham]

"The aim for us at the start of the season was to improve on last season, and we will. We already have."
:lol:

 

[oldjack]

He talks a lot of bullshit

 

[Niigata Jack]

He talks a lot of bullshit

Fuk my eyes, its old sweaty knickers, how's it going musher?

 

[Jak365]

bloke i work with's son in the academy says most of first team not been in training all week but martin says they worked hard this week?
theyr in saint georges park last night.
ain't got no money he says but splashing cash.

 

[Nocountryforoldjack]

bloke i work with's son in the academy says most of first team not been in training all week but martin says they worked hard this week?
theyr in saint georges park last night.
ain't got no money he says but splashing cash.

Giving them another pre season is he, warra mess.

 

[Niigata Jack]

Metric be fuked, he can't get to grips with Imperial yet ffs :lol: