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  1. BanosSwan

    Swansea market

    Being the great husband I am, I'm taking my wife to premier Inn Swansea Central tomorrow. My plan is to get there, get pissed, shower, go for food in gigi gaus, go to wind st for an hour and pass out before we touch each other. Seriously though, Saturday morning I'd like to go to the market and...
  2. BanosSwan

    Djokovic

    :rofl: Good enough for the minge. Probably the best tennis player of all time, absolute cwnt otherwise.
  3. BanosSwan

    Mini ovens

    I work in lots of different hospitals as a locum. Staying in hospital staff accommodation is a lottery at best. Some (most) of the kitchens (and bathrooms) are horrendous and my current one has a creda starlight oven from the 70's! The microwave stinks. I've cleaned it, yet a few days later my...
  4. BanosSwan

    Andy Murray

    Different level of heart and effort. Wow
  5. BanosSwan

    Celtic

    :rofl: :rofl:
  6. BanosSwan

    Messi is available

    Get Rossi's to fire up their fryers, Martin to dust off his closed hotel and Leigh to pack a load of vending machines full of Empanadas and we're in! Plus if he needs a roof fixing...
  7. BanosSwan

    Kidnapped by my father

    The storm's terrible here, it's causing water to pour down my cheeks.
  8. BanosSwan

    Guehi tackle

    Anyone got a vid of it? Doesn't seem to be on the extended highlights?
  9. BanosSwan

    New forum topics

    Why, every time there's a new forum, do we get the same inane threads like 'worst swans player'? It's almost as if they're click bait articles 😉
  10. BanosSwan

    Someone's in hot water

    https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/local-news/moment-hot-tub-fell-crane-18592370
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